Ok, so I’m just going to lay this on the table. What the hell are you girls thinking wearing those fucking ridicules cave woman boots from a bad 80’s music video? I don’t understand it, and at the same time I have no idea why it bothers me but it just does. I first started to notice the trend three years ago and thought to my self those are fucking hideous, who in the right mind would wear those? Low and behold my campus became FLOODED with the horrible Australian excuse for footwear. I thought the boots would die out (as well they should) but O no. I swear, if had a dollar for every time I went out and would see a girl in So-Cal wearing UGG boots and a mini skirt, I would have been able to payoff my bar tab of every night in 2005. Are you getting my point, they are done! Move on, find some new thing to obsess about. Look, I am no fashion expert, (just look at me) but get rid of the boots. Donate them to the children of Nepal, they have harsh weather conditions and extremely cold climates, they actually would benefit form wearing sheep on their feet.
Common excuses of why not to get rid of UGGS.
But they are so comfortable
Response: Yeah, well so is my bathrobe. But you don’t see me walking around the city or on campus rockin the robe. Why? Because I would look like a dumbass.
But they come is so many colors
Response: Yeah, so do skittles. I’ll tell you what, I’ll buy you a pack. They cost a fucking buck!
But they are so warm
Response: OK, We live in California, the sunshine state. O wait, that’s Florida… Whatever that’s not the point. The point is we don’t live in harshly cold weather like New York, Boston, Chicago, or God forbid North Dakota, so suck it up! You can wear sandals in January… take advantage.
Look I know you have an attachment to them, that’s cool. But you look like Xena Warrior Princess when you wear those boots and the list time I checked mythical monsters and enchanted daemons do not exist. If you want to go ice fishing with Eskimos then UGGS might be the perfect boots for you, but you live in a major metropolitan area, do you self a favor and take that into consideration. So please for the love of God remove the magical boots and send them back to the wonderful land that brought us other fucking atrocious creations such as vegemite,Netball and Rupert Murdock
Just kidding... I love you Aussies.
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I loved your post! I laughed my ass off. I own a pair of UGGS or should I say FUGGS. FUGGS are fake UGGS. They are for people who are too cheap for real ones. However, they are comfortable and warm. I think that you should get a pair of man UGGS. If there is anything worse than UGGS and mini-skirts, that would be men in UGGS. Here is another blog that discusses UGGs. Fringed UGG Boots Maybe you can share your opinion or blog with them.
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